i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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