at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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