Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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