WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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