Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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