and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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