I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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