If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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