Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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