ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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