Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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