we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
