found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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