No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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I don't deserve a penis
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My feet surprised me
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