It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??