It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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