Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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