he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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