the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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