Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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