508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you will always have a special place in my vag
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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