I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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