So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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