he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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