And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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