Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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