She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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