If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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