It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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