You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I will be naked everywhere
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
