Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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