I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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