I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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