I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
