Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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