did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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