Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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