god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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