They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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