? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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