Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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