dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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