Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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