oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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