She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
