it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
smell my finger.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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