Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Of course I have a pirate flag
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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