Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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