Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
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