I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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