Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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