i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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