You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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