I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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