3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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