so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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