So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
