Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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