Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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