The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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