Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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