Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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